I REALISE I am one week late for Valentine's Day but I've discovered the formula for long-lasting love and the perfect marriage. I'm thinking of getting billboards made up. But meanwhile, here it is.

IN FAITH, considered too narrow and backward to go through the sales ring, is poised to deliver the group 2 Sires' Produce Stakes to David Hayes after a dashing display in the Inglis Premier Sale Plate at Moonee Valley yesterday.

The last time whiz-kid apprentice Tim Bell rode in Brisbane on a Saturday, the 17-year-old booted home four winners. The youngster has a full book of rides at Eagle Farm today, and is looking to make it a winning hat-trick aboard Ollie Vollie, which is prepared by his master Sue..read more

VIC DARCHINYAN wears a diamond encrusted ring on his left hand so large 50 Cent and P. Diddy would be jealous.

With this ring I thee ... bzzzzzz!